All I want is booze and lingerie. That’s all I’m asking for. Is that so difficult to ask for in life?

“You’re my first thought in the morning and my last thought at night but I’m terrified that I never cross your mind.”
— Midnight Thoughts (via reality-escape-artist)
unclewhisky:

theshadiertwin:

unclewhisky:

vastderp-placeholder:

poppunk-notcollars:

iamtheralrus:

holy shit.

For the win

THIS IS MY PHILOSOPHY.

I kinda doubt this is a real Seuss quote, but I like the idea behind it nevertheless.

It’s a real Seuss quote.

…huh! I stand corrected.

unclewhisky:

theshadiertwin:

unclewhisky:

vastderp-placeholder:

poppunk-notcollars:

iamtheralrus:

holy shit.

For the win

THIS IS MY PHILOSOPHY.

I kinda doubt this is a real Seuss quote, but I like the idea behind it nevertheless.

It’s a real Seuss quote.

…huh! I stand corrected.

quatio:

ambling—alp:

cloud-pleaser:

Two of my favorites from my last trip to Asheville

I love living here.

amerikhantrash:

Extensive research has concluded that this indeed, is the greatest line in animated film history.

literally every word he speaks in that film is beyond fantastic. legitimately my favorite character ever.

Anonymous said:
what is "good pussy" serious question here

trebled-negrita-princess:

swolizard:

kingwildex:

bruhnawl:

swolizard:

bootyscientist:

pussy that make u think about being a father

  • pussy that make you question whether you’re gonna pull out or not
  • pussy that makes you really think bout making her breakfast
  • pussy that makes you cancel your plans for the next day
  • pussy that makes you wanna be a better person
  • pussy that makes you think bout deleting the guys in her phone

pussy that taste like cornbread

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alright seeing as how I didnt know this blew up lemme make some additions

  • pussy that make you wanna try and change your diet so you look better eating it
  • pussy that makes you wanna hit the gym so you hit it longer and not get tired
  • pussy that makes you irrationally jealous of any dude she talks about including her father for some damn reason
  • pussy that makes you so wreckless you’d talk back to your momma within arms distance from her in her own damn house
  • pussy that makes you really think about taking the time to start over your favorite anime and explaining everything to her
  • pussy that makes you question whether ball is life or not when your boys wanna play a pick up game but she sent you nudes while you lacing up

BRUHHHHHHH IM HOLLERING

oh my fuckin god ponyo

oh my fuckin god ponyo

distressed • enchant